_________you broke a promise_______
Awwww dude y'all gotta go see X-Men United! That shit was bomb! All right. Enough of my college-guy-lives-in-a-fraternity crap. Here's my story.FAIRY TALE
nce upon a time there has a young WINDOW WASHER named BEEEZLEBUB. He was SMALL WALKING in the FAT forest when he met PHAT TINY TIM, a run-away CARPENTER from the CRAZY Queen BONNIE.
BEEEZLEBUB could see that PHAT TINY TIM was hungry so he reached into his TUPPERWARE and give him his BAD GARLIC PIZZA. PHAT TINY TIM was thankful for BEEEZLEBUB's GARLIC PIZZA, so he told BEEEZLEBUB a very BIG story about Queen BONNIE's daughter JONIE. How her mother, the CRAZY Queen BONNIE, kept her locked away in a GOTHIC protected by a gigantic DONKEY, because JONIE was so UGLY AS HELL.
BEEEZLEBUB WRAPPED. He vowed to PHAT TINY TIM the CARPENTER that he would save the UGLY AS HELL JONIE. He would ACTING the DONKEY, and take JONIE far away from her eveil mother, the CRAZY Queen BONNIE, and WRAPPING her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a GOOD PISSING and PHAT TINY TIM the CARPENTER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic DONKEY from his story. CRAZY Queen BONNIE MAD out from behind a PRINTER and struck BEEEZLEBUB dead. In the far off GOTHIC you could hear a BAH!.
THE END.
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fallen on Thursday, May. 08, 2003, 11:13 p.m.